Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Couple confirms...

Couple confirms long held scientific belief that copulating leads to pregnancy!

After several years of attempting immaculate conception we switched to copulation, and much to our delight, it works! Hubby and I had heard of immaculate conception growing up and figured it was at least worth a try. Said Hubby, "On our wedding night we decided to give immaculate conception a shot. You have no idea how many nights I've spent wide awake staring at my wife wondering if it was working. The stress was immense."


A few months ago we figured maybe immaculate conception worked for some, just not for us, so we switched techniques. We spent several weeks researching various methods to become pregnant and finally settled on copulation.

Hubby was relieved, "Who knew?" An added plus, he "could finally get a good night's sleep."


We trust the OB that at the bottom of my uterus is a 5.09 cm munch-kin with a normal heartbeat. At 5.09 cm, it's no wonder the baby is attached to my uterus, otherwise I feel certain I would misplace such a tiny baby. We had difficulty interpreting the sonogram at first, but with a little concentration, we figured it out! We won't know the sex of the baby until late January, fortunately, team affiliation develops early in the first trimester.

No need to worry about birthday presents for Hubby or I in 2009, this baby is projected to make land fall 8 June.

To answer potential questions...
1) Yes we will find out the sex.
2) No we don't have names, Hubby refuses to expend energy wrestling over names for both sexes when chances are the baby will be one or the other.
3) No morning sickness for me! Morning bloating that sends me looking for my best sweats.
4) Of course I was joking about not needing birthday gifts, my birthday is 10 June and Hubby's is 18 June.

We are very excited and look forward to keeping you posted along the way.

From last blog's poll, I'm not alone in believing "When Harry Met Sally" is the best all time romantic comedy, coming with 55% of the votes. "The Princess Bride", "Sleepless in Seattle", and "Can't Buy Me Love" also received votes, but not many.

This blog, I'll keep with the baby theme...

11 comments:

Nurse Horrible said...

YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY!

I'm the first to comment!

Oh, and SO SO SO SO SO MANY CONGRATULATIONS!

I can't wait to meet her/him/it/s/he/them!

Nurse Horrible said...

And, I do have to say, the pictures of Hubby are great. Good work (multiple meanings intended)!e

Maxanna said...

I'm so excited! I'm so excited! I'm so excited!
And the blog announcement is an absolute scream- I'm still laughing! And it's too late for me to start calling everyone I know in the Eastern Time Zone...
Love you! MOM

The Life and Times of Poose and Hawk said...

Wahoo-and absolutely hilarious! Who's the hairy beast?

Don said...

Great that you have finally come out of the closet on this one.
GJ436b?? Is that a plasmid that somehow got involved in this transfer of genetic information?

Anonymous said...

YAY!!!!!! Congratulations!!!! That is so exciting! I look forward to your first trip to Cincinnati after the baby arrives!!! :) Congrats again!

Sharon said...

WOW!!!!!
i am so excited for the both of you! this is so awesome! the pictures and post are hilarious too.
i can't see how i could express how excited i am for you guys in this comment box since you can't see the BIG smile on my face right now...

Congratulations!

Genie Bargain Shopper said...

I am truly thrilled for you and Will, and will eagerly follow developments on the blog!

Amber said...

Yippee! Congrats on writing a brilliant blog (oh and on the whole baby thing)! And Auntie Boo says who cares if it is a boy or a girl as long as it gets along with the dogs, right? (Oh and that's it healthy.)

Lucas said...

OMG is THAT why I never got pregnant? Copulation, you say? Hmmmm. No. I think we'll stick with abstinence (since we don't really want any aliens of our own) but HOORAY for you!!!! Congrats and all that too!

And don't tell anyone, but we aren't REALLY abstinent; just obstinant.

Anonymous said...

I am a little slower than most.... just now reading your post. Congrats to you both! I am so happy for you and love your approach to the whole thing! Looking forwards to following this whole event with you on the blog!
Love from Ohio,
K